Natalie Haynes

Natalie Louise Haynes (born 1974) is an English writer, broadcaster, classicist, and comedian.

Haynes was born in Birmingham, where she attended King Edward VI High School for Girls.

She grew up in Bournville.

She read Classics at Christ's College, Cambridge, and was a member of Cambridge University Footlights Dramatic Club.

Haynes has been a panellist on Wordaholics, We've Been Here Before, Banter, Quote... Unquote, Personality Test, and Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive on BBC Radio 4 and she has been an announcer on BBC Radio Four Extra.

She has contributed to BBC 7 comedy review show Serious About Comedy and reviews films for Front Row.

Her stand-up has been featured in Front Row and Loose Ends on BBC Radio 4 and Spanking New on BBC 7.

She was nominated for the Best Newcomer Award at the 2002 Perrier Comedy Awards, the first woman to receive this nomination.

Haynes is the only comedian to have appeared at every Newbury Comedy Festival.

She appeared in the BBC Radio 4 Pick of the Fringe in 2004 and 2005.

She has also appeared on Radio Five Live's Anita Anand Show, and MacAulay and Co. on BBC Scotland.

In 2005 and 2006, Haynes wrote and presented documentaries on comic writers, for BBC Radio 4.

Her subjects included the modern female writers Jessica Mitford and Dorothy Parker, and the classical male writers Aristophanes, Juvenal and Martial.

She appears as a critic on Saturday Review on BBC Radio 4.

She also appeared on Backlash, a BBC2 documentary on voluntary childlessness, wrote and performed in the STV/Assembly Television Best of the Fest in August 2005.

Haynes has been a panellist on BBC Four's quiz show Mindgames, appeared on Must Try Harder on BBC Two in 2006 and was the art and literature expert on the BBC Two quiz show Knowitalls.

Haynes has been a guest contributor for The Times since October 2006, and a regular contributor to New Humanist.

She has also written for The Sunday Times Magazine, The Sunday Telegraph, The Big Issue, Loaded and The Independent.

Haynes has toured (including Dublin, Berlin to Manhattan) and has performed five Edinburgh Fringe sell-out runs and national tours.

In August 2007, she appeared on BBC Four's The Book Quiz hosted by David Baddiel.

On the programme she admitted researching a book on Wikipedia in order to bluff having read it.

Haynes contributed an essay to Serenity Found, a book about Joss Whedon's television show Firefly, edited by Jane Espenson, which was published in 2007 by BenBella Books.

Her entries on subjects from Agatha Christie to E.F. Benson can be found in Cassell's Little Black Book of Books, published in 2007.

Her first children's novel, The Great Escape, was published by Simon & Schuster in September 2007.

In April 2008, Haynes was a member of the stand-up comedians' team on University Challenge: The Professionals.

Her team lost to the Ministry of Justice, 100 points to 215.

It won a PETA Proggy award, for best animal-friendly children's book, in 2008.

Haynes has written three non-fiction books.

In November 2009, she appeared on BBC One's Question Time.

In February 2022, Haynes was announced as the new presenter of the online revival of Time Team, alongside Gus Casely-Hayford.

On 4 February 2013, she was the star of the BBC Radio 4 programme With Great Pleasure.

Her guests included the novelist Julian Barnes, who read from one of his own books.

BBC Radio 4 broadcast Natalie Haynes Stands up for the Classics, in which, aided by experts, she makes serious and amusing remarks about historical and mythological figures from ancient Greece and Rome, from Petronius to Sappho.

There have been eight series, each containing four episodes of around half an hour.

Series five, which was recorded in October–November 2019 and broadcast on Radio 4 from 23 December 2019, included programmes on Aristotle, Claudia Severa, Suetonius, and Homer's Iliad.

Haynes' guests included Professor Edith Hall and Anita Anand.

Series six was broadcast from 17 May 2020 and included episodes about "Helen of Troy" and "Penthesilea, Amazon Warrior Queen", recorded with Professor Edith Hall.

Series seven was broadcast from 8 May 2021 to 8 June 2021 and included programmes on Medusa, Pandora, Jocasta, and Clytemnestra.

Haynes was a regular panellist on BBC's The Review Show and was the most-booked guest on More4's The Last Word.

She appeared as a panellist on BBC 4's The Book Quiz, and on its Poetry Special alongside Andrew Motion and George Szirtes.