Richard Beard

Richard James Beard (born 12 January 1967) is an English author of fiction and non-fiction books and short literature.

Beard was educated at Pinewood School, a boys' 'prep' boarding school from the age of eight, and then later at the public school Radley College, leaving in 1985.

He earned a bachelor's degree in English from Pembroke College, Cambridge University.

He later completed a master's degree in Creative Writing (Prose Fiction) at the University of East Anglia.

Beard's first few novels are experimental works in the literary tradition of Oulipo, in which an artificial constraint is imposed on the narrative.

Beard looks at his own many years of playing the sport, from his school days to amateur British and Swiss clubs and on a professional team in France from 1992 to 1994, where he played in the position of fly-half.

He debates how much longer he can continue to play as he accumulates injuries and slows down, yet dreads the thought of giving up the sport that he wants to believe has made him a better man It was longlisted for the William Hill Sports Book of the Year Award.

All of the action in Beard's second novel, Damascus (1998), occurs on 1 November 1993 (the day on which the Maastricht Treaty took effect and all British people became citizens of the European Union), and in writing it, he used – with twelve notable exceptions – only nouns which appeared in the issue of The Times published on that day.

The book uses a nonlinear timeline to tell the tale of a young couple who meet in person for the first time since they were children, fall into bed together and then must decide whether or not it is the beginning of a new life.

X20, A Novel of Not Smoking (1996) is constructed in twenty parts, each containing an identical number of words, to represent the twenty cigarettes in a pack (the story's narrator is trying to quit the habit and makes himself write something every time he has the urge to light up).

In 1997, it was a New York Times Summer Reading Selection.

The Sunday Times called it "an unusually intelligent, funny and readable first book."

It was a New York Times Notable Book in 1999.

Publishers Weekly called Damascus "Good-natured, witty and freshly inventive... Beard's manipulation of language and of events to make the thematic point sometimes mitigates the credibility of the characters' motivations; still, the brilliance and daring of his work earns the reader's appreciation.".

Beard set his next novel, The Cartoonist (2000), about a man and his teen-girl cousin who set out for a major theme park with plans for sabotage, in Euro Disney.

But after completing the manuscript, he was informed by a libel lawyer that under copyright law, he was forbidden to use the name of that theme park at all.

He had to re-write the entire book before it could be published, to avoid a defamation suit.

His first work of non-fiction, Muddied Oafs, The Last Days of Rugger (2003), traces the changes to the game of rugby union in the wake of professionalisation.

His fourth novel, Dry Bones (2004), is about a church deacon in Geneva who finds a lucrative but dangerous new career in robbing the graves of celebrities.

Manly Pursuits (2006), re-titled for subsequent editions to How To Beat the Australians, tells of how his frustration at Australia's regular defeat of Great Britain at sports led him to travel to the Sydney suburb of Manly to figure out just what makes Australians so competitive and attempt to beat them at various sports himself.

Becoming Drusilla (2008) is about Beard's longtime friend Dru Marland, who underwent gender reassignment, and a trip the two of them took hiking and camping across Wales after Marland's transition.

Beard was shortlisted for the 2008 BBC National Short Story Prize for his short story "Guidelines for Measures to Cope with Disgraceful and Other Events" and longlisted for the 2010 Sunday Times EFG Short Story Award for the story "James Joyce, EFL Teacher".

The latter story was formatted for the iPad app 'Papercut', which combines sound, video and text to tell stories: Beard could be heard reading aloud parts of the story while video and snippets of text scrolled across the screen.

His short stories and short non-fiction have appeared in Granta and Prospect and have been recorded for BBC Radio 4.

He has contributed book reviews to the Times and the Times Literary Supplement.

Beard has published two novels based on biblical stories: The first, Lazarus is Dead (2011) retraces the relationship between Jesus and Lazarus, and was described by The Guardian as "a shining example of the gospel untruth".

2015's Acts of the Assassins (re-titled The Apostle Killer for the 2016 U.S. release) re-imagines Jesus's death and resurrection as a modern-day crime thriller in a genre Beard described as "gospel noir".

It was shortlisted for the Goldsmiths Prize.

Alex Preston, writing in The Guardian, called Acts "brilliantly original and absurdly compelling...it's a book you’ll read in one, frantic gasp."

Philip Hensher likewise praised the book in The Guardian, calling it "remarkable" and saying of the author: "Beard is a radical and inventive novelist."

Beard's non-fiction works often combine aspects of travel writing and memoir.

This event and its aftermath would be recounted by Beard forty years later in his 2017 memoir The Day That Went Missing.

Beard's 2017 memoir The Day That Went Missing: A Family's Story is his self-described 'inquest' into the day in 1978 when he was eleven years old and his nine-year-old brother, Nicky, drowned in the sea while the two were swimming together in Cornwall on a family holiday, as well as his family's subsequent near-erasure of both the event and of memories of Nicky himself.

Widely lauded by critics, the book was described by Publishers Weekly as "stunning...Beard reimagines the brother he lost. His beautifully written story is heartbreaking and unforgettable as he struggles with the grief he chose to forget and, now, attempts to remember again."

He is the winner of the 2018 PEN/Ackerley prize for his memoir The Day That Went Missing.

Beard was born in Swindon, England.

He is the second of four sons of Felicity, a former nurse, and Colin, an executive with a family construction company.

When he was a teenager, his parents adopted two daughters.

When Beard was eleven years old, his younger brother Nicky drowned while the two of them were swimming together in the sea on a family holiday in Cornwall, out of sight of anyone else.

The memoir was a finalist for the Rathbones Folio Prize, the James Tait Black Memorial Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award, and won the 2018 PEN Ackerley Prize for a literary biography of excellence.