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Laurie Kilmartin was born on 16 July, 1965 in San Jose, California, U.S., is an American comedian and writer (born 1965). Discover Laurie Kilmartin's Biography, Age, Height, Physical Stats, Dating/Affairs, Family and career updates. Learn How rich is she in this year and how she spends money? Also learn how she earned most of networth at the age of 58 years old?
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Cancer |
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16 July 1965 |
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16 July |
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San Jose, California, U.S. |
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American
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Laurie Kilmartin Height, Weight & Measurements
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She is currently single. She is not dating anyone. We don't have much information about She's past relationship and any previous engaged. According to our Database, She has no children.
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Laurie Kilmartin Net Worth
Her net worth has been growing significantly in 2023-2024. So, how much is Laurie Kilmartin worth at the age of 58 years old? Laurie Kilmartin’s income source is mostly from being a successful comedian. She is from American. We have estimated Laurie Kilmartin's net worth, money, salary, income, and assets.
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$1 Million - $5 Million |
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Timeline
Laurie Kilmartin (born July 16, 1965) is an American comedian and writer best known for being a finalist on Last Comic Standing season 7.
Kilmartin was born in 1965 in Santa Clara County, California, and grew up in Walnut Creek, California.
Her father was a civil engineer, and worked abroad for much of her childhood, building dams and bridges in Iran, Nicaragua, Saudi Arabia, and the Philippines.
She attended the University of California, Los Angeles, where she was a competitive swimmer.
Kilmartin began performing standup on August 27, 1987 at Fubar's Comedy Club in Martinez, California, and continued doing contract comedy gigs in the Pacific Northwest.
She has since performed stand-up on Conan, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Showtime, the USO Tour Cuba, for troops in Iraq, Shorties Watchin' Shorties, Verdict with Dan Abrams, Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, and The World Stands Up.
She has been featured at comedy festivals in Aspen, Edinburgh, and Montreal.
She also appeared on VH1's Best Week Ever, the Today Show, White Boyz in Da Hood, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow Show, Fox & Friends and The Oprah Winfrey Show.
Kilmartin has a son born in 2006.
She is a single mother who often jokes about her son and motherhood.
In 2009 Kilmartin released a CD, Five Minutes to Myself, consisting of material she was not allowed to use on air.
The CD covers topics such as immigrant boyfriends and unwanted Mexican babies, then answers an age-old question: Why is God such a prick in the Old Testament?
Punchline Magazine called Five Minutes to Myself one of the “Top Ten Comedy CDs of 2009.”
She was also listed in The Huffington Post's 53 Favorite Female Comedians list in 2011.
In 2012, she wrote the New York Times bestselling book Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us.
Her comedy special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, stand up comedy about cancer, hospice, death, grieving and funerals, debuted on Seeso, December 29, 2016.
Kilmartin was also a ‘Top Ten’ finalist in season 7 of NBC’s Last Comic Standing.
In early 2016, Kilmartin and fellow comic Jackie Kashian began a new podcast produced by Nerdist Industries called The Jackie and Laurie Show.
The two primarily discuss stand-up comedy in LA and on the road, occasionally covering harassment and the unequal treatment of female comics, Kilmartin's job as a staff writer on the late-night circuit, and Kilmartin's multi-generational family living situation.
During an MSNBC panel discussion following the May 2022 leak of a Supreme Court draft, which would overturn Roe v. Wade, Kilmartin joked that she would "make sweet love" to the person who leaked the brief, and that if the leaker turned out to be a Republican, she would "joyfully abort our fetus and let them know."
As a writer, Kilmartin was on the staff of The Late Late Show, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (on which she was also a frequent panelist), and Comedy Central's Too Late with Adam Carolla and The Bonnie Hunt Show.
She also wrote articles published on Huffington Post, Babble.com, and co-authored Sherri Shepherd's memoir, Permission Slips.
In 2018, she published Dead People S*ck, "an honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying."
Her mother died from complications of COVID-19 on June 18, 2020.
