Chris Distefano

Christopher Paul Anthony Distefano (born August 26, 1984) is an American comedian.

Primarily a stand-up comedian, Distefano began his career in entertainment on MTV and MTV2's shows Guy Code and Girl Code.

Distefano was recruited to play for St. Joseph's College Brooklyn's D-III basketball team in 2002.

He then attended St. Joseph's College where he played basketball and studied psychology; he graduated in 2006.

Distefano began performing stand-up in August 2009.

Distefano earned a doctorate in physical therapy from New York Institute of Technology in 2010.

He hosted the 2010 Fencing Masters on the SNY network and Elite 8 of the 2011 and 2012 March Madness Comedy Competition at the comedy club Carolines on Broadway.

Distefano dated comedian Carly Aquilino from 2010 to 2014.

Distefano has two children with Jasmine Canuelas.

He currently resides on Staten Island.

Comedy specials

Podcasts

He was selected to headline Carolines Breakout Artist Series and was selected as a finalist in the 2011 NY Comedy Festival.

Besides Carolines, he also performed standup at venues including New York Comedy Club, Comedy Cellar, Gotham Comedy Club, Broadway Comedy Club, and the Laugh Lounge.

In 2012, Distefano joined the cast MTV's Guy Code, which was in its second season.

The following year, he also joined the cast of Girl Code.

He would also go on to appear in episodes of other MTV shows like Guy Court, Guy Code vs. Girl Code, Off the Bat, and The Challenge.

Distefano was a frequent guest on the Opie with Jim Norton show during this time.

He went on to practice pediatric physical therapy until 2013 when he began pursuing his career in comedy full-time.

Distefano went on to appear on the Late Show with David Letterman in June 2013.

In 2014, Distefano's first half-hour special was released as part of Comedy Central's The Half Hour.

Following an appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers, Distefano began his first national U.S. tour in September of 2015 with Monster Energy Outbreak Presents.

He co-starred in the 2015 IFC series Benders with Andrew Schulz.

He was one of two American announcers on Season 2 of Netflix's Ultimate Beastmaster, which was released on the streaming service on December 15, 2017.

During this period, Distefano took part in seven television pilots which did not get picked up, including a CBS-produced show based on his own life called Distefano.

Distefano was the team's lead scorer, and was inducted into the college's Hall of Fame in 2018.

Distefano also co-starred in the web series Bay Ridge Boys alongside fellow comic Yannis Pappas, with whom he also co-hosted the weekly history podcast History Hyenas, which was launched in February 2018.

Distefano regularly performs and tours globally.

The special was part of an overall deal he made with Comedy Central in December 2018, which included the series Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano, and at least two series in development.

Distefano's first hour-long standup special, Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist, was released in 2019 by Comedy Central.

His second special, Speshy Weshy, premiered on Netflix in May 2022.

Distefano co-hosts Hey Babe! podcast with Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers and hosts his own podcast, Chrissy Chaos.

Distefano, who is of mostly German descent (and also has some Italian and Irish ancestry), grew up in the Ridgewood neighborhood of Queens and attended Archbishop Molloy High School.

In January 2019, his first hour standup special Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist premiered on Comedy Central, which included a personal welcome on stage by Chazz Palminteri.

This also includes his weekly podcast Stand-Up with Chris Distefano, launched in April 2019.

In February 2022, Distefano sold out his first performance at New York City's Beacon Theatre.

He would later go on to sell out his first two shows at the Gramercy Theatre that March, during which he recorded his second special, Speshy Weshy.

Distefano, an avid sports fan, has hosted episodes of shows including MLB's Off The Bat and MSG's The Brackets.

He was invited by the New York Mets to throw the first game pitch in 2021, and set off the Vegas Golden Knights' pre-game siren alongside friend and fellow comedian Andrew Santino in March 2022.

In early April, Distefano was also featured on The Pat McAfee Show, hosted by the athlete and sports commentator Pat McAfee.